What mot you like to do?
[If you're not sure what to do, click the most basic and obvious option. Note that by clicking anything else, you forfeit all rights -- legal, illegal, moral, immoral, general, fictional, real, real real, and particular -- to complain or sue or seek life-long vengence, if it does something worse than you expected. Beware the vice of trust.]
- Convert all the galaxies in all the univi in all existence to a single infinitely dense frangles nucleus singularity, including your operating system.
- Install frangles nucleus on as much of as many of the known univi there are on your plane of existence, integrating it not just with your heart and mind and soul, but all those that are even a vague reflection of your own, as well as everybody else. However, leave at least a byte or two of data unaltered.
- Wipe most of my personal data and system files and reformat my computer to function purely as a real-time nonlinear Frangles machine, but leave the rest of existence alone.
- Go ahead and entirely reformat my computer, but uncheck a few boxes on the options page when reformatting. My computer can stream everything I do over the internet indefinitely, except for any dirty pictures or videos that might get me in trouble with my immediate family or that violate state or federal law. Don't actually run them through searches on the net to find out if they violate any laws, however. Just take your best guess. Echelon and the NSA are probably monitoring all that shit and might flag a sketchy search.
- Just install, and change some color schemes and skins to make it look like like you've done the above just for kicks. You can register me over the net and set my computer to send you some occasional info and request for updates. Just don't use it to steal my identity or do anything in the ballpark of potentially illegal or immoral, including anything that would be considered as such apart from your twisted logic you use to justify just about anything.
- Install and add an icon icon or something, and a very occasional check for an update. There's a good chance that's all any of the above will do anyway, but I'm sure as hell not taking my chances.
- Install frangles nucleus with only infinitesimal enthusiasm beyond the basic install, because I like Frangles but know you guys too well to risk clicking the above or following options. You're also screwed up enough to make the most obvious and strictly non-comical options do something horrible out of spite, and the same with the extensive ones out of fear of competition, hence I think this option is the safest choice despite having to push my luck with whatever definition of "infinitesimal enthusiasm" is currently in the main index of terms.
- Install with the above infinitesimal enthusiasm minus my annoyance at the awkward change in point of view from the 2nd to 1st person near the start of this options list, and at all the other breeches of grammar and proper style and usage so far. You know damn well what you're doing, but are targetting publishing agents and editors just to piss us off, because no one else would care.
- ...You're still annoying me, which has lessened my enthusiasm for this install, but I have to install it anyway out of a morbid curiosity; the end of my last sentence was unnecessary, and it could be shorter and less cumbersome, and more consice, and this one less alliterative, rhetorical, redundant, alliterative, asiduous, innapropriate, run-on and rambly and-- stop it!!!!!!!!!!!! >=(
- Do a normal install. And watch your potential exclamation factorical precedence conflicts in the future.
- Install frangles nucleus.
- You can install frangles nucleus as a small, self-sustenant, and genearally ignorable program that doesn't have anything to do with the internet and doesn't bug me to upgrade, but if you !@#$ up my system files, heads are gonna role.
- Here, have a cookie.
- You can have a cookie, but don't cheat and take an important one like the one the Oracle gives Neo in the first Matrix, or one in a pivotal Cookie Monster Seseme Street frwoa. And stop referencing copyrighted frwoas, damn you.
- I really don't give a !@#$ what you do, just get me back to what I was doing as soon as possible. I'm on a cell phone and I don't have the time to scroll down through more of this stupid !@#$.
- ...And stop censoring my !@#$ cursing. That's another reason I'm not bothering to scroll to the bottom, because you'll just censor my insults with more kiddie friendly IM grammar the further I scroll.
- Remind me later.
- Do absolutely !@#$ nothing. I downloaded and double clicked your installer by accident, because it's hard not to avoid your mindless brainwashing franchise nowadays. You're everywhere.
- Exit, do not install, and if you so much as waste a nanit of electricity with a disgruntled beep of protest on your way out, well, I'd think of a clever threat but I really don't give a !@#$.
- Uninstall frangles nucleus.
- Uninstall frangles nucleus if it's already infected my system, and don't do a damn thing if it's already free of it. You may alter one or two system file lines of code noting any change given they're absolutely necessary to make sure you don't waste my time again, and don't include anything concretely defamatory about the infinitesimal nature of the blessing I'm giving to leave my system altered, which I'm partly only giving because you bastards are likely to program and morally justify a legal virus to crash my computer if I give anything less; I would click a more vehement uninstall option if I could, but I'm smarter than that. (Or I'd be clicking something more vehement.)
- You're still doing the redundant and bad usage thing, which is just one of many reasons I want this program uninstalled immediately. Not every publishing editor is going install or keep installed your sick English- violating !@#$ just to register a complaint. (Nobody not a masochist or a danger to themselves or others would involve themselves in frangles nucleus purely out of morbid curiosity.) Not that you care, but it helps me displace a little anger and adds some meaningful character development to your options list. (Or at least it would, if you weren't still mocking my profession with the satire of the previous sentence). (Periods go within parentheticals if the full sentence is parenthesized). (I give up).
- Please uninstall and de-integrate anything even vaguely to do with frangles from every computer, O/S, bookstore, library, coffeshop, NSA server, and anywhere else you've infected your mindless presence, in all the galaxies and univi and whatever in all existence, and from the hearts and minds and souls of everyone in society you've dumbed down with this sick mu#@#$ing franchise s!@# excuse for a bad fractal nonlinear reading saga. Incidentally, I'm only using your sh!# slogans and mindless jargon because it's the only languge you !@#$s understand. It's not a parody, satire, or mockery of my own hatred, nor is it or a subconscious manifestation sign of my closet freerhood. I just plain !@#$ing hate you people.