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Frangles Flutonia: The Dawn of the Known Universe

There is no place the tagline "The end of time is worth the wait" is more detested, than the dawn of time.  Partly because it's the only one to survive either of them, but mostly because it's the only motivation to bother moving forward with the latter.  Sans this single slogan, the job market would have been so apathetic as to allow everyone to retire from careers never begun, indefinitely procrastinating the mind-imploding existential tasks of making the donuts, brewing the juice, and pondering negative utilitarian ethics.  Sans this single slogan, all could have retired to live peacefully on remote hyperspacial islands enjoying pina coladas, unending sunsets, and introspective campfire conversations about what life and death would be all about if anyone had stuck around to develop a damn about either.  Sans this single permutation of twenty-six letters, there would have been no war, death, bad independent film projects about the former, and certainly no boring commentaries on local history channels about any of the previous, nor the following.

            There would have been no depression, no killing; no beans gone bad; no sour split milk; no dreams of beans and spilt sour milk defferred.  Soldiers would not have died in vain, nor drilled and drilled to be ready to defend their countries or planets or galaxies or kus; all needlessly warring over war and peace and beans and dreams of beans deferred.  They could all--everyone, everywhere--have just settled into the ambivolence of not being anything.  They wouldn't even have been depressed about all the great cheesecake and chips and happy weddings and breakups they would have been missing, because they wouldn't have been around to miss them.  Without the single promise that the end of time is worth the wait, no one ever would have pushed the Big Blue Button and begun the known universe and caused quite a lot of trouble for the first 12.5 billion years of the only known universe ever known, known as Okuaka.


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Wait, which one's the weapon shop?  Do I need a Word of Recall to go down or is there a staircase I'm missing somewhere... Orbo, this is Angband, right?





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