Behold, images! ...In the
spirit of the first page of the Bible and the FUA opening to Matrix Revolutions
with the blast of orangey fractal big-bang stuff where all of Frangles was
ripped off from (from a retrospectroactive frangle)
>>>
R..O..F..L.
Okay, so, frangle free, i.e. iisooomorrfiicckkly, I suppose you have no
way of knowing whether this paragraph is contrived or my attempt to insert a
graphic here just failed, causing me to almost literally fall out of my chair
and roll around on the floor laughing in RRL (ROFLIRRL?), for multiple
cumulative reasons you can probably take a guess at if you're at all familiar
with Frangles' ability to build up incident on incident on incident, or rather,
frwoa on frwoa on frwoa... not that this image failure was amuch of a
fr23woaggrr.. @@\\, but I'm sure someone out there found it entertaining.
You know what, I'm just rambling, so let me grace you for the utmostest time
ever with an explanation of what New Frangles Beta is all about. @>did
anyone register the domain 'newfranglesbeta'?\@2>did anyone register
'ifwemadeafuckingnickleinRRL maybewedactuallyhavethemoneyto
registereverysinglestinkingfuckingdomain anyonewantstoregisteratthe dropofahat
.com.net.org.mobi.xnet?\@1>touche\ You probably want to brace yourself, though,
since right now I'm literally literally literally literally literally literally
sitting in a chair at my desk in RRL (I don't dare say "RRRL" after having seen
Inception recently... that's another ROFLIRRL joke if you've been following
Frangles long enough to have any fucking clue what "RRL" even stands for to
begin with (I'll let you go have fun sifting through hundreds of webpages
of material to find the new glossary (hint:
there is no new glossary))), and hence anything I explain may come out
more direct than anything we've ever posted in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF NEW
FRANGLES BETA SINCE ITS VERY VERY VERY FIRST TEST PAGE. (Because hopefully
there should be something new for you by the 2nd. (Whee... I'm
actually using proper actual italicized html instead of the * bulsh we've been
posting for so long... I suppose you might theorize that all that * stuff was
just to preluide to the start of NFB to make it seem like a simple
italizizedfddf word is a vast technological advancement or something like that
hey does anyone have a beer i'm getting kind of ggrrr... sorry, I dsdf sorry,
I'm not trying to trick you into thinking I'm on some fictional plane of
existence where at I'm OKKKK that's enough sdkfjfgGGRRRdkfgkg@GGR@$#fekrgj\\\\\(sORRY).
SCROLL BOX INSERTION ATTEMPT 2
(because I know it already works and I'm too ASDFing lazy to try something else
that won't)
::
>>
[eo2f]
Frangles Created with PageBreeze Free HTML Editor
Whhhooa!!! Whoa! Eeiiieeie..ah!WHA!
WHA!
Huh? You woke me up, man, what's all the fuss about?
"Frangles Created with PageBreeze Free HTML
Editor"!
Huh?
"Frangles Created
with PageBreeze Free HTML
Editor"!!!
I know, I read it last
page, really, what the !@#$ is the big deal? And
watch your exclamation factorial precedent conflict checker.
No, last time it
said " 'Webpage Created with PageBreeze Free HTML
Editor'
". Now it says "Frangles
Created with PageBreeze Free HTML
Editor"
@jet>squish should there
be somethin here about how frangles should be in stars or
somethin\
@*>maybe we could link jet's suggestion with the factorial joke
here and elaborate\
So?
So it's an official disclaimer that the entire
Frangles project was the brainchild of a buggy two-bit Earth mark-up text
language editor!
So?
"So??!?"
Don't force me to allude to the pat in
K-Pax where Prot makes a comment about (mark!) repeating himself idiodically
when he has no idea what Prot is talking about.
@does the annoying length of
these lines outweigh the humor of us pissing off the readers?\
@sq>the
question is whether we feel philanthropic enough to let them get their way at
the cost of our own fun\ @<lol\
@NONEXISTENT FREER: Guys, I'm not even
reading this shit, I didn't even think about glancing down here to read
this\
@ah, that's great, no need to keep going with the skit, then\
@it
was already a distraction to begin
with\
@ggggrrrrr\
@..\
